
While in Atlanta this past weekend attending a seminar on new health products, I pick up the Atlanta Journal Constitution and get a "WOW" when I glance at the Living Section. In a very matter-of-fact manner, I am told that the yummy soft drinks we put in our bodies have OTHER helpful uses. "Making cut flowers last longer" was interesting (they love the sugar) but three of the other four suggestions were particularly interesting: Clean car battery terminals ("the acidic properties of the beverage eliminate corrosion"), soak a rag and wrap around rusted-on nuts and bolts to loosen them, and, a sweet finale - "Clear out a slow drain by pouring a 2-liter bottle of cola down the drain to help remove the clog." The stuff I normally use for this features a label insisting that I wear rubber gloves and protective goggles.
Unclog our drains...or drink this stuff? Is it just me or is this a head-scratcher for you as well...what are we drinking, what are we eating? I pondered some of the Coke slogans over the years...."It's the Real Thing" (1969), "Have a Coke and a Smile" (1979). The 2009 Coca Cola slogan is clearly a subtle attempt to capture market share from Drano...."Open Happiness". Nice.
